Positioning Control
If you are the first to a row of urinals, choose the one furthest from the door. If you are in second, go to the opposite end and so forth. Next, go for the middle. Try and leave at least one urinal gap between users.
No Musical Accompaniment
Includes, singing, humming or whistling.
Avoid Small Talk
A nod or a quiet ‘alright’ is acceptable. Chitchat just makes it awkward.
Watch The Splash Zone
Be careful not to mess neighbours and yourself. Take it easy with the stream
Beware The Over-shake
Just a small jiggle should do the job. It’s not a wrestling match.
Overstaying Your Welcome
It’s annoying to be waiting for a urinal to become free and some guy stands there zipping, belting, tucking, the whole spiel and not peeing. This is a waste of time and just plain inconsiderate. Step away from urinal before attempting the pack away and before you head out of the bathroom.
No Spitting
This is obvious.
Don’t Go Hands-Free
Like driving or riding a bike, you’ve got way more control with both hands.
Look Straight Ahead, Soldier
Don’t try stealing a glance at your neighbour’s goods just because of curiosity. It’s not cool.
If you suffer from stage fright, skip the urinal and use a cubicle.
Don’t forget to wash your hands after you go. Cleanliness above all else.
